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Saturday, October 1, 2011

How to Kill a Cockroach




Supplies:
1 fry pan
Toilet Paper
3+ people

Steps:

1. Scream
This ensures that people will come running so you won’t have to kill it yourself.

2. Smash it with a frying pan
The long handle works well for keeping distance.





3. Clean up the smashed cockroach with toilet paper
Paper towels are not commonly used here. But I guess toilet paper isn’t either.


4. Wash pan
Bug guts are not good fried.


I am really good at #1 and occasionally I do #4.
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3 comments:

  1. SydneyOctober 2, 2011 at 9:04 AM

    Haha this is hilarious! I reading it out loud to my family and cracking up!!! Sounds just like you :) I love you!

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  2. Rebecca WalkerOctober 2, 2011 at 10:27 AM

    GREAT POST. WE MAY BE ABLE TO USE THIS 4 STEP PLAN FOR SPIDERS! THIS WAS SUPER FUNNY!! SO GOOD TO SEE AND TALK TO YOU, YOU ARE BEAUTIFUL INSIDE AND OUT! LOVE YOU A WHOLE BUNCH...XOXO

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  3. JenayOctober 2, 2011 at 2:20 PM

    I think i would stay with #1. Great funy post...keep them coming girl. love the pictures.

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